Comedy voicemail messages
These messages will have your friends and colleagues laughing every time they phone!
How to order
Simply choose one of the greetings from the list below then call 0906 401 3070 quoting your mobile phone number and the order code. You will also need your voicemail PIN code so that we can send the message to your phone.
Your PIN code
If you have never changed it, your voicemail PIN number will be set to the default number. We need the correct PIN code to access your voicemail and save the greeting. Click here for a list of the default PIN numbers.
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15 SecondsOrder code 3005
Congratulations! You are the 5,000,000th caller today. You have won a brand new car… Listen!
AirplaneOrder code 9012
Goodday passengers. Welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to beep… Listen!
All the mod-consOrder code 1012
Greetings, I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally enhanced voicemail unit… Listen!
Anti-sales callsOrder code 4022
Hello and welcome to the top 5 reasons to hang up now if you're a salesman… Listen!
Avoiding you?Order code 4023
Yeah, hi. We are at home but we're avoiding someone, please leave your name… Listen!
Bad News/Good NewsOrder code 1016
If you're calling with bad news please leave your message now… Listen!
BlackmailedOrder code 1029
You have reached the CPX 2002 voice blackmail… Listen!
Burp!Order code 9028
A is for academics...B is for beer..One… Listen!
Chat ShowOrder code 3019
Hello there and welcome to the show. Todays topic is voicemail devices… Listen!
Cheque is in the post!Order code 4014
Hi, we're not home right now but if you're calling about the money… Listen!

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