Hotline voice mail messages
These messages will have your friends and colleagues laughing every time they phone!
How to order
Simply choose one of the greetings from the list below then call 0906 401 3070 quoting your mobile phone number and the order code. You will also need your voicemail PIN code so that we can send the message to your phone.
Your PIN code
If you have never changed it, your voicemail PIN number will be set to the default number. We need the correct PIN code to access your voicemail and save the greeting. Click here for a list of the default PIN numbers.
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ConfessionOrder code 4008
Goodday my child and welcome to dial a confession… Listen!
Get your card!Order code 4013
At the tone, please leave you name and number, mastercard or visa number… Listen!
Incontinence HotlineOrder code 4001
*Sound of toilet flushing* Hello!… Listen!
IrishOrder code 4007
hank you for calling the confessional hotline… Listen!
Need help!Order code 4009
Thanks for calling dial a shrink, I can't come to the phone right now… Listen!
Pledge DriveOrder code 1021
Hi and thanks for calling during our spring pledge drive… Listen!
PMSOrder code 2005
Hello and thank your for calling the PMS hotline… Listen!
Post OfficeOrder code 1020
After the tone, please write a letter and allow 4 to 6 weeks… Listen!
PsychiatristOrder code 4010
If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly… Listen!
Read your mindOrder code 4002
Welcome, you have reached the pshycic hotline… Listen!

Calls cost £1.50 per minute at all times.

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